Burnt Sienna

The other day, a colleague of mine at the Yodermatic suggested that they should raffle off one of the vans to an employee every year. I stopped and thought for a second, and then asked why anyone would bother to enter the raffle. He reasoned that these vans sell in the $40000+ range. I did not dignify this logic, pointing out that it is still pointless to enter a raffle for something you don't even want to win. He responded once more by stating that the raffle tickets in his scenario would only be $10-15. Following that, I responded with the following:

"For $10, you can buy a knife and stab yourself in the balls. That would be far less painful than the humiliation of being seen driving a Toyota."

Check and mate...

Burn.
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