Free Tip for Business Owners

Here's a free tip:

If you plan on running a successful business, you might want to not let the mentally challenged answer the phone.

I just got off the phone with a local pawn shop where I was going to inquire about what they would give me for a certain item. The woman who answered was either a toothless "special" person, or the Great Khali's sister. Here's how the conversation went:

Tard: helwo
Cray: Yes, I'd like to get a rough guess on what y'all could give me for a new in box, still has the plastic...
Tard: woosho fwoooo showo flosh show losh mo jhoyshuch ghuosyft colliphlosh nohl goanh
Cray: Uh.... huh.... what?
Tard: HOOTHSHOYTFHOETHSFOGHOYTUCH!!!
Cray: Right.....
Tard: nohsytfro mushukoft quetera wooofotofh soogose tuesday frodoghos tammenrht
Cray: ok
[CLICK]

Did I call in the middle of a fire? I'm still debating on what language the... individual... was speaking. Regardless, with the amount of word collisions and muttering, I'm still pretty sure it was a toothless retard.

So, business owners, remember my tip. Otherwise, the next business I decide I'm never going to attempt to deal with again could be yours.

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Big Cray: Accept No Substitute